So I've been out with this guy a few times recently...we'll call him **v**. I was pretty stoked when he called up and asked me out, I'm not gonna lie. He knew about my insane schedule and arranged for a Saturday lunch date. Then he made dinner for me after the show one night...invited me for a Sunday drive a few weeks later. Things seemed to be going well. So I decided to invite him over for dinner...I figured it was about time I initiate something. He came and dinner went well. He even sat towards the middle of the couch while we were watching the CES Fireside. However, something went terribly wrong during dessert...
I tried a couple of times to invite him to my show, but chickened out. I finally plucked up the courage and casually said, "You should come see my show...you know, if you have time." To which he responded, "Yeah, we'll have to see..." We'll have to see?? I obviously cannot see myself with a man with such poor decision making skills. Nor can I see myself with the type of man who doesn't know the right answer. Of course the dress doesn't make me look fat! Of course I should get the dessert! Of course I look prettier every day! Of course you want to come see my show...as if you have anything better to do!
Oh well...on to the next man. Guys are like buses, right Mom? If I miss one, the next one will be around shortly...say 12 months...
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Wow - you'd think just about any guy would be smarter than to answer like that! Oh well - your buses tend to come much much quicker than every 12 months. :)
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